Jeg har fundet noget godt

[Gud]

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#4753 +(13448)- [X]
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


#244321 +(20611)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


#258908 +(11699)- [X]
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)


#349567 +(11060)- [X]
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

damn der er masser af god spas.. 

[Smølfen]

Ja bash.org er god griner 

På dansk er der også http://parseerror.dk/ og http://thedump.dk/

[Gud]

#670375 +(8640)- [X]
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

[Copy_Cat]

#670375 +(8640)- [X]
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

 

[SVea]

Jeg kender slet ikke det der #irc... Er det noget chat halløj i stil med messenger eller er det en åben chat??? For jeg kan da også sagtens komme med en masse messenger citater, hvor folk har sagt noget helt fjollet 

[Sajmon]

Forskellen er at på IRC, sidder der måske 50-300 mennesker i samme chatrum.

Mange potentielle dumheder og mange der potentielt foreviger dem. 

[blz]

Forskellen er at på IRC, sidder der måske 50-300 mennesker i samme chatrum.

Mange potentielle dumheder og mange der potentielt foreviger dem. 

dumheder har intet med at det er mange i et chat rum
det er bare generalt for den amerikanske ungdom
sker selv ved ganske få - bare ovennævnte er tilstede

[Smølfen]

Jeg kender slet ikke det der #irc... Er det noget chat halløj i stil med messenger eller er det en åben chat??? For jeg kan da også sagtens komme med en masse messenger citater, hvor folk har sagt noget helt fjollet 

Jo, du har faktisk stiftet bekendtskab med IRC Den chat vi har installeret her på forummet kører nemlig på det.

[SVea]

Jeg kender slet ikke det der #irc... Er det noget chat halløj i stil med messenger eller er det en åben chat??? For jeg kan da også sagtens komme med en masse messenger citater, hvor folk har sagt noget helt fjollet 

Jo, du har faktisk stiftet bekendtskab med IRC Den chat vi har installeret her på forummet kører nemlig på det.

Det er en syg chat vi har installeret. Den fejler i hvert fald et eller andet. Havde helt glemt alt om den, men prøvede lige at logge på i dag. Fik denne meddelelse: Unable to connect : java.security.AccessControlException : access denied (java.net.SocketPermission jubiigames.dk.quakenet.org resolve)

[Smølfen]

Det er en syg chat vi har installeret. Den fejler i hvert fald et eller andet. Havde helt glemt alt om den, men prøvede lige at logge på i dag. Fik denne meddelelse: Unable to connect : java.security.AccessControlException : access denied (java.net.SocketPermission jubiigames.dk.quakenet.org resolve)

Den virker nu godt nok, men din browser er nok bare sat lidt paranoidt op... man skal acceptere at den laver forbindelser til en anden server end svrider.dk, det kan være det er slået permanent fra hos dig, eller du trykkede nej hvis den spurgte dig.

[palle j]

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#244321 +(20611)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

*******   

[Sajmon]

Der er jo altid den velkendte Legend of Bloodninja...

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

En kammerat ved navn Anders (Alfaman) har også en hjemmeside med danske... 

http://andersh.dk/quotes/index.htm