Hørt i sport

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Lone Pagh: "Tonje Kjærgård har scoret.......men der lugter lidt af skridt"


Lotte Kjærsgaard: "Hvis man skal have den ind hos Heidi Tjugum, skal man have den helt... op... og kysse trekanten."


Journalist :" Du har haft mange navne - Målkjær, Farvelkjær - hvad skal vi kalde dig nu?"
Elkjær :"Bare Preben..."


Michael Schäfer: "man er ikke den type som har opfundet bestikket, hvis man kaster med øl"


Holger Rasmussen: "Der var ikke meget plads mellem benene, men ind kom den..."


Kim Christensen (BIF): "det føltes som en fiber skade, jeg håber ikke det var i musklen"


Flemming Toft om Søren Larsen: "Han er en rigtig succeshistorie. Kom fra det rene ingenting og til nærmest det dobbelte."


Leth: "Der sidder han, Alex Zülle, med skjorten åben, nøjagtig som Richard Virenque" - Mader: "Ja, og Peter Belli.. "


Leth: "byen er berømt for sin produktion af hårnåle." - Mader svarer: "dér må jeg hen!"


Mader: "Han rejser sig op... ser sig tilbage... hvor stort er mit hul?"


Engelsk kommentator under British Open: "Maybe the reason why Monty is so good is that before each round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...oh my God, did I just say that!?"

Og så siger man sport er kedeligt  

[smeden]

Kanon.

[Bill]

Det er go fredags underholdning    

[Smølfen]

Nogle flere engelske (nummer ni har vi lige haft med et andet navn, så sandsynligheden for de er sande er nok tvivlsom):

Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas . . . :

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

10. Another favorite is during the diving competitions two nights ago the commentator said... "Look at that... you aren't getting anything between those legs."

[Capone]

Leth: "Der sidder han, Alex Zülle, med skjorten åben, nøjagtig som Richard Virenque" - Mader: "Ja, og Peter Belli.. "


Leth: "byen er berømt for sin produktion af hårnåle." - Mader svarer: "dér må jeg hen!"


Mader: "Han rejser sig op... ser sig tilbage... hvor stort er mit hul?"

           JA, OG PETER BELLI