1.Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
2.Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
3.The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
4.If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
5.Work to ride and ride to work.
6.Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.
7.People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
8.Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
9.Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
10.When you're riding lead, don't spit.
11.Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
12.I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
13.Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
14.Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
15.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
16.Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
17.Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
18.Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
19.Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.
20.If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least five cars ahead.
21.A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
22.There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
23.Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
24.'Oh Shit!' is usually the moment when your plan parts ways with reality Calling upon my years of experience.
25.Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence.
26.A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
27.If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.
28.Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
29.It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
30.The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
31.Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
32.Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
33.Sometimes it takes a whole thankful of fuel before you can think straight.
34.Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
35.Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
36.A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
37.Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
38.A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
39.A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
40.Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
41.Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
42.A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
43.People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
44.Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
45.Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
46.Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
47.Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.
48.Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
49.If you ride like there's no tomorrow there won't be.
50.There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
51.Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
52.You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
53.No matter what marque you ride, it's all the same wind.
54.What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.
55.If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.
56.You don’t stop riding because you’re getting old, but you get old when you stop riding.
57.It’s not what you ride, it’s your attitude that it counts.
58.God didn't create metal so that man could make paper clips!
59.It’s a world with 20,000 television channels...get as far away from it as you can.
60.Ride, eat, sleep...repeat.
61.Remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous.
FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this
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