HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in
Kampala, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch . . ..you
may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the building! So,
a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,
and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,
love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
